butt juice

The liquid that expels from your hole when you pass extremely powerful gas. Is also used in the bowel movement process. (taking a dump)

One time i ripped ass so hard i could feel the butt juice on my boxers.

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chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)

1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"

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wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

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threedecka

Three story apartment house with three residences inside.

I live in the blue threedecka on merrifield street.

cuteism

A clever way to disarm a person's sarcasm. Also known as counter-sarcasm. Usually implemented through a series of well rehearsed facial expressions and body language.

Jess: "Wow, you must be a great boss."
Chris: "Awww shucks" ( then blushes and looks at the ground )

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jaggled

A website reaches its bandwith limit by being listed on the weblog Jaggle.

wow dude, my site just went down cuz i was on jaggle!

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sing the sorrow

AFI's album that came out around 2003, it was their third album that was actually good. Showed a lot of depth and progress they have made, transforming from an awful punk band to a more musically sound and artistic band. Their move towards a more darker aspect has generally created a wider fanbase and a much more detailed persona.

Sing the Sorrow is a decent album.

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