Vietnamese Tornado

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and push her down the stairs.

1: Dude, her hair was drenched when she came out of the house, what did y'all do?

2: Bro I gave her a Vietnamese Tornado

1: Damn

cream on the crop

When you cum on her pussy and gets in her batch (pussy hair)

Person 1: Yo dude I heard you hit Michelle last night, is that legit?
Person 2: Yeah, I put the cream on the crop
Person 1: Damn son.

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Blemon

Noun: When you vomit in a woman’s vaginal cavity and proceed to penially penetrate.

Person 1: Why is Janelle so stinky today?
Person 2: Ah man, you wouldn’t believe it; I gave her a blemon

Person 1: You dirty dog