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Coldplay

Foreplay performed on a sex partner who is not in the mood, not feeling well, still sleeping, or otherwise non-responsive to romantic overtures.

"Oh, hon. I love making love with you, but no matter how much coldplay you perform, I'm just exhausted and want to sleep some more, OK?"

by Chad5500 May 23, 2014

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Tongue-Worthy

A particularly provocative, shapely, angelic-looking woman, whom you'd not only love to perform oral sex on as long as it takes for her to climax , but whom you would LOVE to perform oral sex on for as long as it takes her to climax for the rest of your lives together.

Kathy: -I waxed today. You like?-

Joseph: "It looks beautiful! Oh, my Love , you are such a tongue-worthy little beast!"

by Chad5500 June 13, 2014


devil's tongue

The practice of performing oral sex on a partner after ingesting Habanero Peppers.

She: "OMG, I'm still tingling. But it was worth it! That was one of the best orgasms I've ever had!"

He: "Thank Habanero Peppers and Devil's Tongue

by Chad5500 April 4, 2014

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