pine cone

A broken piece of someone's dreadlock lying on the ground.

Ewwww... I found a couple of pine cones under my couch.

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silky lady things

What southern belles pack in the bottoms of their suitcases.

Gina's upstairs putting on her silky lady things.

The bottom drawer is for my silky lady things.

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tile grass

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.

I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!