Deuce

1. A playing card with two pips

2. Feces

3. A situation in tennis in which a player must score two consecutive points for victory in their respective games.

4. A person, usually male, who has built their entire existence around the sport they participate in. Their free time is spent training for their sport, browsing ESPN.com, searching "cool football catch" on Youtube.com, or watching their favorite sport on television. All their discourses involve sports in one way or another. Their preferred means of transportation is a Ford pick-up truck, the higher up in the F(150-650) scale the better. They usually have large egos, small minds, and a naturally disruptive disposition to others.

5. Two (in quantity)

1. His deuce of hearts beat my ace of spades.

2. Nobody enter the bathroom, Big Bob just dropped a huge deuce.

3. I hate deuces in Wii Tennis.

4. The school weight room was full of deuces and the parking lot full of Ford pick-ups.

5. The score was deuce to zip.

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