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to be based is to have a blood pH above the upper end of the normal range, which is 7.45. The opposite of this would be to be acidified.
Doctor: "Your blood pH is 7.41"
patient: "fuck man, i'm not based"
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what was once a nice city that thugs decided to burn because one cop was kneeling on the neck of someone who was resisting arrest.
person 1: I want the old minneapolis back
person 2: isn't that the place that was looted and burned because someone was killed by a cop?
person 1: yes, and I always drive around it
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someone who regularly spends more than one hour per day taking a crap
person 1: How long has person 3 been in the bathroom?
person 2: probably 3 hours by now
person 1: Oh my fucking god, he's such a shitter
An unfortunate possible side effect of getting too addicted to the beautiful metroidvania game Hollow Knight. Not everyone gets it, some popular speed runners appear to escape most, if not all of its effects. Symptoms include replaying the game out of boredom, doing god home stuff out of boredom, skipping school assignments to radiant all bosses, skipping school assignments to do specific challenges, actually following all the rules on the Hollow Knight discord, getting used to seeing Hollow Knight porn, starting to enjoy Hollow Knight porn, wack off to Hollow Knight porn, thinking about Hollow Knight whenever you hear the words "hollow", "radiant", "radiance", "nightmares", "pale", "void", "saw", "buzz saw", "bug", "insect", "soul", "knight", "infection", "nail", etc.
mom: Doctor I saw my son's search history, there was big tiddy mantis lords on e621
doctor: Your son has Hollow Knight Degenerate Disorder