Maggie

The baddest bitch in the world. If you try to fuck her over, she will cut off your dick. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience. Best sex I've ever had, but worst decision I've ever made. Shouldn't cheat on her. She will skin the other bitch alive. Even though I have no dick anymore, I am still in love.

Chad: "never cheat on Maggie. that bitch is crazy"
John: "whatcha mean dudeee?"
Chad: "she went through my phone last night and cut off my dick"
John: "damn dude thats tough"

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