Post Poultry Depression

What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.

Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"

Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."

Paliengoty

Paliengoty n.(pay*lee*in*gah*tee) - A word in an undefined language meaning "neone green" or "chartreuse".

Origin: Pale Alien or Palien and Goty meaning green, hence: Paliengoty.

"The way you decorated the walls with paliengoty wall paper really makes it look retro."

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ravioli scar

Where almost every article of clothing you own has some tomato based stain on it that you haven't been able to get out, thus a Ravioli scar.

Dave: "Honey?! I found the tee you won me at Atlantic City, remember?"
Honey: (shouts from a distance) "Are you talking about the one with the Ravioli scars on it?"
Dave: (a reluctant and shameful reply) "Yeah, whatever."
Honey: "You never could hold your pasta!"