mayonaise pistol

Penis, dick, cock or any other word used to describe that part of male anatomy. Most specifically to describe it during the act of ejaculaction or shooting cum.

Last night I was screwing my girlfriend then I pulled out and shot her in the face with the mayonaise pistol.

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roger clements

After you cum in a girl's mouth she spits it into your hand. You then assume a major league pitcher position and throw it fastball style into her face.

Dude, last night after my girlfriend gave me a blowjob I threw a 90 m.p.h Roger Clements at her.

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