Ostrich Kick

A powerful forward thrusting kick, similar to that of what an ostrich does when cornered. It can be a potential deathblow when the ostrich does it, but not necessarily as bad when a human does it.

friend 1: I heard a pitbull was chasing you yesterday. What happened?
friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.
friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.

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Christ-less-mas

what godless heathens and various marketing departments have turned Christmas into by removing all traces of Jesus Christ from the matter. one can tell who celebrates which holiday by looking at decorations in the home. often angels will be replaced by snowmen; pictures of Jesus will be replaced by Santa Claus; and "silent night" will be replaced by "grandma got run over by a reindeer" on the cd player.

Atheist: that's a funny looking gingerbread house. what's with the little people?
Christian: ...? that's a Nativity scene. it's a symbol of what Christmas is all about. how can you not know that?
Atheist: oh. i don't believe in Jesus, but I'll gladly piss on your traditions to get a present. I'll celebrate the secular holiday "Christ-less-mas".

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