triple chin

When someone is somehow fat enough to have another chin under their double chin.

1-Dude! look at that double chin!
2-No! thats a triple chin!

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Ultimate Defense Mode

When a dog flips over on its back for no apparent reason and flails randomly. It happens.

Don't mess with my dog too much or he will go into Ultimate Defense Mode.

Fullhouse neck

When someone does something so stupid that everyone in the room or nearby necks them very hard.

-"Didn't the pilgrims build the grand canyon?"
-"No dumbass, you will now recieve a fullhouse neck."

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