Boomtower

The act of chugging a full alcoholic beverage while holding the drink with the tips of your fingers only. First theorized by the prestigious "International Boomtowa League", Members solidify their presence with a "Towa Name" or callsign. Members of this prestigious group often accompany the act of hitting a "Boomtower" with skits, choreographed dance routines, or speeches that usually promote American Patriotism.

"Hi my name it Barry Mechakenher and this is the Boomtower. Hope all my fellow patriots out there are holding the line today and cheers"
*proceeds to hold drink with fingers tips only, consuming the full beverage*

Kick The Sheets

Waking up like a badass motherfucker. You don’t roll out of bed, you explode out of that poor man’s trap and make the day your submissive bitch in a very immediate manner. “Kicking The Sheets” Is a very common trait of ALPHA MALES. Common ways of Kicking The Sheets are taking cold showers or hitting a heavy gym sesh. To be able to “Kick The Sheets” one must also beat everyone to waking from sleep before normal pussies slug out of bed. You MUST wake up earlier than everyone due to your desire to be 1st in everything.

“This morning I waged war on all weaker humans in this world. I Kick The Sheets at 4:45am to hit a heavy leg day before all the other soy boy beta cucks showed up still half asleep. You already know I hit the ice bath as well right after and made sure I was the first one in the office to establish dominance.”

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