Five-Teen

Five-Teen lasts for fifteen years.

This is the age that parents can refer to their kids (mostly Daughters) as being.

It is all encompassing in the age range of five to twenty years of age.

It can either be a younger child whom is yet a teenager, acting out in ways that make them seem older than they are.

It is also used to describe a teenager who is acting like a little kid.

Usually it is not a compliment whatever.

"My kid acts like they are Five-Teen years old"

Hug Wolf

Giver of unwanted hugs.
Hugs that no one ever wants.
Due to the Hug Wolfs outer appearance and inward character.

Hugs that feel invading.

Often the Hug Wolf holds on too long for anyone to be comfortable with it even if the hug was consensual in the beginning.

The guy from accounting was a total Hug Wolf at the company Christmas party.

Playground Uncle

An adult male who hangs around playgrounds with no children of his own.

Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.

Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.

If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.

Two Mom's in the park with kids. One says to the other.

"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "

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