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A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)
Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.
39π 37π
A form of lubricant that enables the user to perform hi speed punching the clown and reach their point of ejaculation much quick then a user of the traditional dry jack. Also used where anal sex is required by law.
Astroglide is the top performer when it comes to anal sex. Don't play in the mud without it!
127π 55π
The ability to perform serious masterbation on one's self without the use of genital lubrication which may lead to the inevitable cock chafe!
Keep that dry jacking shit up and its bound to fall off Jimmy!
47π 19π
The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.
Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!
52π 34π
Type R is short for Typically Retarded. Don't let this stickers fool you, these kids are trying real hard not to drive off the road.
Tip - ik - cally , Re - tard - ed
32π 78π
The physical body bent in a way for the anus to be worn fashionably on one's head.
Next time I see you round here boy you will be wearing that dumb ass of yours as a hat!
15π 25π
One who sucks the most cock on a road trip.. and taking a few stabs to the brown eye while doing so.
Damn how is Sally always the road whore?
47π 28π