punching the clown

The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.

Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!

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shitface cockmaster

A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)

Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.

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dry jack

The ability to perform serious masterbation on one's self without the use of genital lubrication which may lead to the inevitable cock chafe!

Keep that dry jacking shit up and its bound to fall off Jimmy!

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AstroGlide

A form of lubricant that enables the user to perform hi speed punching the clown and reach their point of ejaculation much quick then a user of the traditional dry jack. Also used where anal sex is required by law.

Astroglide is the top performer when it comes to anal sex. Don't play in the mud without it!

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Ass Hat

The physical body bent in a way for the anus to be worn fashionably on one's head.

Next time I see you round here boy you will be wearing that dumb ass of yours as a hat!

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road whore

One who sucks the most cock on a road trip.. and taking a few stabs to the brown eye while doing so.

Damn how is Sally always the road whore?

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type r

Type R is short for Typically Retarded. Don't let this stickers fool you, these kids are trying real hard not to drive off the road.

Tip - ik - cally , Re - tard - ed

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