tardmuff

The shortening of the common derogatory word tardmuffin
However, once someone constantly shortens the word tarmuffin to tardmuff, they instantly become more popular with the people who surround them.
It sounds colder, less personal, and less like a five year old trying to be cool, than tardmuffin
The term tardmuff never goes out of style or fashion. It always remains deep in the brains of those who use it.

Elizabeth says: God, Nancy, stop being such a tardmuffin!
Johnny says: Tardmuffin? That's such a cool word!
Elizabeth says: I know, right?!
Luke says: She's such a tardmuffin.
*Nancy goes to cry in a corner all by herself for a week*
-One week later-
Nancy says: Jesus, Elizabeth, give me back my diet soda, ya tardmuff.
Luke says: Huh? Tardmuff?
Nancy says: Yeah...
Johnny says: That is soooo badass, Nancy!
Elizabeth says: Guys, she obviously just stole my word from last week!
Luke says: Shut the fuck up, tardmuff! Nobody cares about you.
*Elizabeth goes and cries in a corner all by herself for the rest of her life because the word tarmuff never goes out of style*

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Needledickery

Needledickery is the act of behaving like or having a needledick.
Usually it is said to describe white rich kids who get anything they want without asking twice.
Often, it can be interchanged with douchebaggery .
It means practically the same thing, except it's slightly more derogatory.

Carmen: (to Princeton) "Dude, you're being a total needledick right now. Cut it out."
Frank: "Yeah. There's no need to be so full of needledickery."
Princeton: "Shut the fuck up! I'm not full of needledickery or whatever the hell you're saying."
Carmen: "Uhh. Yeah. You're up to your eyes in neeedledickery".
Princeton: (throws up on Carmen's shoes)
Carmen: "Eww. That's so gross!"
Frank: (To Princeton) "You still think you're not full of needledickery?"