Rim Dinger

When you're giving a rim job and your tongue slips, inducing uncontrollable flagellants from the recipient, causing laughter until one of you snorts.
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The whole thing ends in awkward silence...

My mom caused a Rim Dinger between me and Brian last night when she , so rudely, walked into to her bedroom without knocking!

Turdapookin'

A shortened version of " Turtlehead pokin' "
** see 'PrairieDoggin' **

Had to cut my date short, because I had a turdapookin'. Phew, I almost shit-maself!!

Dipshittish

A hot piece of ass but a total dip shit otherwise..

Goddam, Brian makes my panties wet but he's a lil' too dipshittish for my taste