Chapping

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.

I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.

Wugging

Verb- to put wine in a mug in an attempt to disguise your drink as a nonalcoholic beverage.

also to be used as “wug”, in reference to the mug with wine in it.

I’ve been wugging hard at the in-laws this Christmas.

I think I’ll be having some wugs this family vacation.