Wooched

When someone has yelled wooch to you.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Dang it I’ve been wooched.”

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What’s Fugma

When somebody asks. “What’s Fugma?” And only what’s Fugma, nothing else, you must dab. It’s the law.

Charlie: Do you know what Fugma is?
Grump: No... What’s Fugma?
Charlie: *dabs*

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Grump Paradox

If you travel back in time to prevent a great grandfather, Grump, from being molested by his uncle, then Grump would never molest you. But then, you never would have gone back in time to prevent him from being molested.

1. A famous well known paradox is called the Grump Paradox
2. Grump don't molest me! (Grump Paradox)

Woochology

The study of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Sorry I can’t play, I have to go to woochology class.”

Roguldu

A roguldu is a sound made when you find someone very attractive. A girl can be mediocre, hot, attractive. But if she’s smoking hot. It’s a roguldu moment

Hey look at that cute girl! ROGULDU

Wooch Guru

Someone who has devoted their life to the ways of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Ah ah ah, read chapter 3 of the wooch rulebook!”
“Wow, your such a wooch guru.”

Wooch

A game played by Canadians.
Rules:
If someone does not have their fingers crossed, you can say wooch to them. When you say wooch everyone around you has 5 seconds to punch the person who has been wooched as many times as you want. The person who has been wooched can’t fight back anyone except the person who has said wooch to them, but only until the 5 seconds are up. Although they can run away until the 5 seconds are over if they want.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“5... 4... 3... 2... 1...”
“Alright the wooch is over.”

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