Scott

Good looking ginger man from Ozland which can be a dickhead too many times to even notice his good looks.

Hey, have you seen Scott?
Scott who?
Scott the ginger man!
Yeah, he's over there being rude ...
Oh, well...that's Scott for you!

Candice chaffen

A brainless female with big teeth resembling to a hippopotamus.

Oh, who's the blonde ?
Who, the assless imbecile? That's candice chaffen.