BPS

A common term used in emergency departments describing a patient who comes in after a crazy Saturday night with abdominal pain.

A CT scan is ordered and reveals a butt plug that has been adventuring the large intestine.

These mornings are best known as “Butt Plug Sunday”

RN 1: they just paged us a 25 year old admit from the ED with abdominal pain. Now we gotta get her sobered up so they can propofol her to pull out a 4 inch dildo
RN 2: sounds like a classic bps