pseudojuana

A term that can be used to describe anything that looks like marijuana. Oregano and certain types of moss can look like marijuana and can, therefore, be used instead of marijuana to fool people.

I went downtown to score some weed but the mothafucka gave me some pseudojuana, so I shot his ass.

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European Union

When you have sex, specifically, with someone from Europe. Similar to Uniting Nations.

Example 1

Guy 1: Dude, I banged that Slovakian chick last night.
Guy 2: European Union, man!
Guy 3: That's what I'm talking about!

Example 2

Jimmy totally had sex with a hot chick from Spain. It was an epic European Union.

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crybernate

When you go and cry, alone under your covers with the lights off for a really long time.

Guy 1: Timmy got dumped by his gf.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah. Poor guy's been crybernating all day.

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Girl 1: Omg I failed my exam!
Girl 2: Who cares? Go crybernate a river...