Captard

A CAPitalist reTARD

Capitalist: *using reason*
Leftist: Oh you Captard
(Dont take it personally please)

Hit and run thought

A thought that you instantly forget when barely distracted by something but it hits you like hell that you cant remember it afterwards

Person thinks: *submit assignment*
Person: oh cool cat video
Person: *forgets*
Person: Wtf did I want to do, again? Shit, hit and run thought