Drayton

One of the male sex, born without the ability to pronounce consonants articulately. Often, Draytons are found loitering round the UK, hollering about their curious affection towards sofas. They're most commonly found with a thick wad of cash strapped to their girdle.

Man: What's that, Drayton?
Drayton: I rea--y li-e Han-ah's sofa

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