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This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out, the inside of her twat sticks to your cock. Thus, the pink glove.
"I was fuckin this hoe last night, bitch was dry as hell, she kept giving me the pink glove"
113π 28π
This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named this because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
"I gave that bitch a dog in a bathtub"
476π 354π
This one takes practice. This maneuver requires a toilet with a tank above it, like the ones in most homes. Instead of crapping in the bowl, you shit in the tank. Now don't flush. When the following victim flushes, the rancid waste fills the bowl. If you play your cards right, it may ferment. Great prank for those lame partys.
"I gave that toilet a nice upperdecking, Just wait till she comes outta there"
62π 15π
Microwaving a piece of dog shit on high for 5 minutes at a party where you don't know anyone. This REALLY stinks, especially if the dog is old or sick!
"That party was wack, So I set off a Nuclear Carl"
27π 2π
A Mushroom is when you dip your cock in paint or ink, And slap someone in the face with it when they are passed out. Thus leaving a mushroom imprint on their face.
"At this party last night, Kim was the first to pass out, So I gave her a mushroom"
41π 37π
A piece of shit rolled up in a Subway wrapper and put in the fridge at a frat house. (a Blimpie or Quizno's wrapper works just as well.)
"You shoulda seen his face when he almost bit into that cold carl sandwich"
43π 7π
That one little turd ball that refuses to be flushed down.
"I had to flush the toilet like 1000 times, before that Carl Mcnugget went down"
16π 3π