necket

a word used by justin n nelly in tht song Work It

Necket ... Strip it ... Necket ... etc

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bumming

when you bum something it means you have a passion for it

I bum westlife

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new years eve

the last night of the year,where lots of people come together, get drunk,fuck and usually everyone counts down to some little second,where the year becomes a new year, a new day etc,

a very stupid time to make stupid promises to self,tha is never kept

"lets go get drunk"

"why??"
"its new years eve"

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Mistat

(miss-taht) Noun: When you get an emotionally driven tattoo whilst under the influence of anything which causes your inhibitions to be lowered, such as drugs/alcohol and/or love which you decide at a later time to be a mistake.

A regretted body modification

A tattoo that isn't what you wanted or is subpar by fault of the tattoo artist.

"Dude, I got a mistat the other night. Drunk me tattooed a smiling crack pipe on my neck. Fuck my life"

"My tattoo artist is a dick, dude. He gave me the WORST mistat the other night. See?"
"Dude, that's a meth pipe."
"I know."
"It says 'Just Do It' underneath"
"Yeah, I think I'm going to sue."

"Got a mistat? If you got a faulty tattoo from a drunk tattoo artist, it's considered Mistat in the first degree and you could be eligible for compensation. Our lawyers are here to help..."

"She mistatted his name on her boob. What the fuck"

Crumpety

grilled light snack with losts of butter

would you like a crumpety. Spread or unspread

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gerbil

Most amazing cutest animal of them all which must not be used in the art of bum fucking

oh that gerbils so cute

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mush

A townie {somebody wearing trakkies that smokes all the time hangs on street corners looking for fights}

What one townie may call another

1. There's some little mush hangin' around outside my house.

2. Orright mush?

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