Snurf

A pejorative verb used to describe particularly heinous actions performed by a fellow lad.

Alternatively used as a noun or expletive with reference to the fundamental attributes of carrying out a certain task in a given context. Usage as a noun is subject to the rules of conjugation as present in the standard English language, resulting in the noun form of the word: Snurfer.

Formally, the title of a since discontinued, educational, but otherwise disturbing cassette tape recording that was mysteriously distributed to senile French teachers across the province by Ontario's Ministry of Education.

USAGE AS A VERB:

Madame Karma: Patrick, Bruno, I know what you have been saying all year. You are disgusting!
Bruno: Sorry madame, no more snurfing around I promise!

USAGE AS A NOUN:

Madame Karma: Bruno, what have you done!?
Bruno: I threw the juice box into the fan madame! I'm a real Snurfer!

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