Tatertotitarian

One who thrives solely on eating Tater Tots. Not to be confused with "Totalitarian" which is a form of government.

Hey dude, want to go get some veal and french fries?
Oh sorry, I'm a Tatertotitarian.

White Pizza

The supreme race of pizza. This pizza can not dance, but it can do pretty much everything else. Like feed a family.

This burnt pizza is disgusting, it simply won't work.
You should have gotten a White Pizza.

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Insomniactivist

A person who physically in-able to perform a productive task any other time than at night.

I can only focus at night!

Wow, you must be an insomniactivist!