A person who has a questionable or seemingly variable number of brain wrinkles based on their mixture of stupid and intelligent thoughts and/ or actions.
Alexis got a job as an airline pilot, but failed her motorcycle license test. She has a Berta-brain
Moderate to severe diarrhea induced by the worms received by brushing your teeth with Mexican tap water.
Alexis came down with a case of the Mexican buttworms after a vacation to Mexico
A group of ungulate, or more specifically Suidae family members together.
Look Klecks! It’s a Schlamp of napping wild zoo Berta’s!
The act of offering a Blumpkin as an incentive for someone to exchange goods or services.
Alexis didn’t want to do dishes until she was offered a blumpkincentive to do them.
Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.
No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.
A Blumpkin themed festival popular with Greek-Americans and their next of kin.
Alexis was excited to go to her first blumpkinfest this weekend.
We took a flight to Amsterdam and had planeal in the lavatory.