Girl who attends to your house in exchange for room and board. Occasionally assuming role of girlfriend for various activities but not in serious manner.
We arenât in a relationship but she is my acting house girl.
Fall time seasonal Blumpkin flavored spices available in most bathrooms.
Alexis was excited to get a Blumpkin spice latte in the fall.
The mixture of semen, lube and butt mucous that forms as a result of anal sex.
Alexis was leaking buttsqueeze on her car ride home
Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably donât want to know.
Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.
The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.
"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"
A Blumpkin themed festival popular with Greek-Americans and their next of kin.
Alexis was excited to go to her first blumpkinfest this weekend.
We took a flight to Amsterdam and had planeal in the lavatory.