Mini-van

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.

Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.

Gaysolation

A Covid-19 related period of isolation when you are isolated with another man and turn gay as a result.

Me and my roomate chris went to Wuhan China to find some Asian bitches, when we got home the government made us go into Gaysolation at our appartment for 14 days. I now drop my anchor in his poo harbor.