Shagg

the act of physically, mentally and emotionally traumatizing another person.

"Hayden shagged me today..."

Spunkle

An uncle who kidnaps his nephews and spunk’s in them. Other names for this word are, “Pedofunkle,” “sackhatcher,” “unclefuckbutt,” and “pubic rubric.”

I went and visited my spunkle today and he touched me.

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Biscuiting The Baby

When two or more people pet an animal at the same time

Look! Brady and Chase are Biscuiting the Baby

Soft Serve

When you ejaculate when you’re flaccid

My brother gave me soft serve yesterday; I totally soft served me mum

Stinky Slinky

And unwashed, Uncut slab of man meat

Did you see Zack Newberrys stinky slinky?

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Muckering

The act of tucking your penis between your legs

“Joshua was muckering during his whole speech.”

Chinook Winds

The act of farting after a cream pie or a really fishy queef

Jessica let out her chinook winds