Chinook Winds

The act of farting after a cream pie or a really fishy queef

Jessica let out her chinook winds

Muckering

The act of tucking your penis between your legs

“Joshua was muckering during his whole speech.”

Beaver stance

When a cat slumps over the arm of a sofa with its legs spreading.

Look over there, Jack is in his beaver stance

Dope Cozy

An adjective for something “neat,” cool or likable

(Created by Austin Carroll)

“Woah man that nose flip 180 Ollie was dope cozy!”

“Man, those shoes are dope cozy!”

Shagg

the act of physically, mentally and emotionally traumatizing another person.

"Hayden shagged me today..."

Spunkle

An uncle who kidnaps his nephews and spunk’s in them. Other names for this word are, “Pedofunkle,” “sackhatcher,” “unclefuckbutt,” and “pubic rubric.”

I went and visited my spunkle today and he touched me.

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Soft Serve

When you ejaculate when you’re flaccid

My brother gave me soft serve yesterday; I totally soft served me mum