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A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.
She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.
18π 8π
1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are
"We have a winner! The guy with the xxxxl white T shirt and cock-eyed pinwheel hat wins line beard of the night award!"
18π 14π
While getting head, once ready to cum, you bitch slap your girl in the face resulting in a mixture of bloody nose and man spooge, also known as a jelly donut
my girl was actin wack, so I busted her with a sloppy dragon. Now I'm going to jail to get my pink sock treatment.
7π 15π
The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.
"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."
A man who is consistently emasculated by his girlfriend or wife.
"Bob agreed to give up drinking on Friday so he can eat dinner at his mother-in-laws. What an ass-butler."
50π 7π
A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.
"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."
28π 6π
A type of bowel movement that is so odious that the fumes strip paint off of the bathroom wall.
"If youre thinking about re-painting your bathroom, let Joe take a paint peeler in there to help get the old color off first."
37π 6π