chav

A chav is somebody who seems to think they are the most "hard" person in the world, They seem to pick on small children, animals and elderly people.
If you wish to see more definitions for chav, dickhead, arsehole and twat may be useful.

A chav (male) check list:
Sickeningly angled baseball cap,
Trackie bottoms which are either too big or too small, Tastefully tucked into 3 year old football socks.
Tons of "bling" (fake/cheap/plastic gold often from argos) placed in every place possible.
Gawdy trainers, often Nike or Addidas
or
Climbing boots, often Rockports or Timberlands.
Burberry patterns in any place possible.
Hair to imitate hedgehog.
A crappy "customised" old car, Complete with huge stereo system and neon lights.

A chavette (female) checklist:
Make-up applied with a shovel, Foundation often giving the "satsuma" effect.
Tackily coloured tracksuit bottoms (baby pink/blue)
or
A skirt so short it is more a belt.
Gold ear-rings large enough to train dolphins with,
Gawdy trainers, often Nike or Addidas, In "matching" baby pink/blue colours.
or
Climbing boots, often Rockports or Timberlands.
Hair in Croyden facelift (so tight it stretches the face)
A gold clown necklace hanging from their neck, Possibly to represent themselves.
A pram. At least 3 children must be theirs.

Both gender of chavs MUST:
Chain smoke,
Drink cheap alchohol,
Think everyone in the world is "starting" on them,
Spit regularly,
Eat tons of Netto food and junk food,
A "top of the range" mobile, Complete with music,
Have trouble speaking regular english, Tend to speak a language only other chavs understand and have "innit" and "yer mum" in every other sentence,
A very low IQ oftwen in the negative numbers,
Listen to only R'n'B, Rap, and computer remixes which ruin normal songs,
Chew gum constantly,
Hate anybody in this world who isn't a chav.

Yes these people are truly wastes of skin.
My theory?
Kill everyone of them:
Either by simple murder or by making them listen to normal music as their brain would implode.

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