Math

Satanic torture used by teachers. Invented by satan himself. Math stands for "misery and tiring hatred"

It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.

Teacher: Okay, we're going to do some math.

Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.

Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass

Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*

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