elephant polo

The sport of polo, but cool because it's played on elephants instead of horses, and the sticks have to be longer.Some of the nations that play to world championship standard:

England
Scotland
India
Sri Lanka
Bangladesh
Pakistan

N.B. - Not to be confused with polo elephants, that are simply minty eleplants with a hole in.

Posh Bloke: I say, old chap, up for a game of polo?
Cool Bloke: Horses? meh, I'm too busy practicing with my ELEPHANT polo team...
Posh Bloke: *feels inadequate*

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office meercat

An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.

This floors crawling with office meercats of the worst kind

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