Hufflepuff

One of four houses in Hogwarts typically consisting of the most friendly and hard-working students. Meaning those students feeling a need to compensate for something. I.e. the "larger wizards"

I really hope someone falls... I hope it's a fat chick.

No Hufflepuffs are falling tonight.

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Cheap Skimper

A general term used to describe the person at fault when an immediate gratification is not delivered according to plan.

A cheap skimper is the parent who wouldn't buy you a new toy, the week before Christmas (when you were 7). A cheap skimper is the co-worker who orders lunch with you; knows the food will be delivered and refuses to tip.

Me: "My fries aren't in the bag! I do NOT feel like going back there..."

You: "That cheap skimper!"