Floppitis

A medical condition afflicting overly dramatic people experiencing minor or no medical emergency at all. Characterized by "flopping around" which is an excessive rolling back and forth on the floor or bed. Often pitiful moaning and the claim that they cannot walk accompanies flopping.

She's so dramatic about her tummy ache that she called 911 and is now suffering from floppitis.

This patient is attention seeking and was diagnosed with floppitis.

Their whining has devolved into a serious case floppitis.