Phone Gaandu

A person hailing from India who tries to deceive you out of anything of value using the telephone. They claim to want to lower your credit card interest rate but ask for your credit card information over the phone.

“Hold on a second, have another call- ah never mind it’s just the Phone Gaandus trying to get my credit card number. Go on..”

Woke and Boke

The past tense of Wake And Bake

I was gonna go to work today, but I woke and boke instead. Now I’ll just sit around and make excuses for myself instead.