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When fucking a Hindu woman, you dip your penis in her vagina and dot it on hr forehead as a bindi.
"Can i give you a Dip and Dot in bed tonight babe"
Doing shrooms and then getting naked and painting like BOB ROSS outside
I'm Bob Ross On a Sunday-ing this weekend
When a British man fucks a hot dog bun but it feels morally wrong
That beef wellington really messed him up, he has to go to therapy.
Description of a bong hit that has shot a hole through the bowl like a bullet wound.
"Is it cashed?" "yeah it JFK-ed it"
A description for a girl who has a butterface and a bad personality, making her appear as a cow of sorts.
Damn that girl has mad cow disease, she's such an ugly bitch!!!
Pouring copious amounts of lubricant on the vagina lips and instead of fucking the vagina you fuck the pussy lips vertically until ejaculation is reached.
"Hey girl, I'm going to give you that beef stroganoff tonight"
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Scissoring with your clothes on
I love safety scissoring on the third date