toss the soap

Before having gay sex, a way to determine who is on top and who is on bottom. Derived from the term "drop the soap" but in this case the result is desired.

Straight guy: "How do you guys figure out who is on top or who is on bottom?"

Gay guy A: "Well, we lock eyes. Whoever blinks first is on the bottom."

Gay guy B: "Yea, either that or we play toss the soap and the first person who drops it is on the bottom."

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incredible hulk

A way to describe a penis that is small when relaxed and huge when aroused. It could be angry or green too, but that is yet to be seen.

"Man you are well endowed!"

"Nah, not really, I have an incredible hulk, you'd be surprised: its quite small around Rita."

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