FHRITP

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
or
FMRITP = FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

A trending news interruption, where people hijack the news camera shouting 'fuck her right in the pussy' disturbing home audiences

Stranger: "Guess what?"

you: "what?"

stranger: "FHRITP"

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Wastebook

Common: Discovering how perfect other friends lives are through Facebook making you feel like a waste.

Alternative definitions:

1. Someone engrossed with the social mechanisms of Facebook. Miserably procrastination on facebook due to a lack of responsibilities or self interests.

2. Personal plethora of frequent Facebook sins.
Facebook sin, i.e. breaking social media norms.

3. Facebook pictures consisting solely of clubbing culture.

4. The Facebook masquerade of a perfect life.

1. I've done it agian! I've missed studying, scrolling through wastebook newsfeed!

2. Social sins of the form: Radical feminist posts, public displays of affection, inappropriate statuses, being a beg etc

3. Jessica's memory museum of clubbing photos is Wastebook gold standard.

Dench

Dumb and hench.
A large muscular dumb person

News reporter Alisa: Today's headline, a steroid abusing driver ploughed through Queen Elizabeth's parade, in London, hospitalising thousands.

News reporter Edward: What a piece of shit swollen dench bastard. *shakes head*

News reporter Alisa: *elbow nudges Edward* WE. ARE. LIVE.

News reporter Edward: We will be back shortly after Christopher reads today's weather :)

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