Tinky Fuckin'

Performing various acts of little added value. Can be used in place of "tinkering around."

Anne: What did you do today?

John: Ah, nothing much. Just tinky fucked around.

Anne: Tyler is so worthless.

John: Yeah, he's a real tinky fucker.

Anne: John, we have to get shit done. Stop tinky fuckin'.

Fucked the Pooch

To make an unforgivable, or unforgettable, mistake; A total dealbreaker.

John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?

Anne: No.

John: What do you mean, no?!

Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.

Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.

John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.

Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!

John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.