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Live your whole life deceiving and manipulating those around you, and in time of need, no one will be there.
The Boy who cried wolf, now has The Liarâs Curse.
When you try to get the last puff out of a cigarette and accidentally inhale the butt.
Dude: Bro hurry our smoke breakâs almost over.
Me: I just had a Detroit JellyBean, weâre good to go.
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When you try to puff the butt of a cigarette and accidentally inhale it, thus chewing on a shitty jellybean
Guy: Dude hurry, our smoke break is almost up.
Dude: I just had a Detroit Jellybean, weâre good.
To Think Egg you must
1: Think about Egg
2: Get a frontal lobe lobotomy
3: Now there is only egg...
I had hole drill in head me Think Egg now, me only Think Egg.