operation elephant drop

To do something regretful only for the positive consequences

Father: Ok, son, I'm going in for operation elephant drop. You'll have to put up with her for a while.

Son: That's ok dad! She'll make a great mom!

Father: This may be true. She is very rich, but she's too fat to fuck.

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Don't even worry about it

1. Phrase used for anything that someone might worry about
2. Phrase used to keep anyone from worrying about what you are about to do

Example 1:
On the way to Taco Bell (2 minutes before closing time):
Loser (you): Oh my GOD!! You're driving head on with that Mack truck!!! YOU'RE GOING TO WRECK AND KILL US ALL!!!!

Me: Don't even worry about it.

Example 2:
Loser (you): Great, the cops. I told you you'd get pulled over. You were driving like a fucking maniac.
Officer: License, registration, and proof of insurance.
Me: But, sir, I don't have a license, registration, or proof of insurance.
Officer: Step out of the car.
(Me steps out of the car)
Officer: Ok, now, I'm going to read you your rights. You have the right to remain- Gahhhh!!!
You(loser): OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED HIM!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!!!! YOU FUCKING MURDERED AN OFFICER OF THE LAW!!!!
Me: Don't even worry about it.

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