put out a forest fire with a screwdriver

Term used to describe a person with excessive acne on their face or other extremities.

Oh man! Her face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.

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made it myself

The word art of combining actual food item names with or without pooping or peeing terms. Ultimately the implication of the final word/combo is that you actually made the food from poop or pee.

Hey, what's for breakfast? You want some Pooptarts or Cocoa Pooples? Made it myself.

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Here, have some lemonade with raspberries... made it myself.

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