Apple Charger

The most expensive and useless piece of shit this world can offer

Dude, buy an apple charger that is sold separately from the phone!

WTF

Where's the food, the ultimate troll into making people think you're saying a big boi word

9 Year old: WTF
Mom:Excuse me?
9 year old: WHERE IS THE FOOD
Mom:Jeez, you could've said

WAP

Weaponized attack penguins

Criminal:Eh cuh, you got a plan to take over the world???
Crime Boss: Yeah bro, I got the WAP
Criminal: "That sexual song?"
Crime Boss: No... Weaponized. Assault. PENGUINS!