Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.

Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.

Wagonator

A person who breaks apart someone else’s family and touches their kids whenever he wants.

That guy over there was such a Wagonator.