Canseco

Someone who does something wrong or against the rules for a long period of time and then quits and tells on others doing the same thing.

Adam: "Dude, both me and Dave took off 10 sick days last month! This month hes decided to be good about it and now hes ratting on me for calling in sick too much!"
Josh:"Wow dude, hes just being a Canseco right now. He got what he wanted out of it and now hes the informant"

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Brown Boxer

This is what you call a fart that usually ends up causing you to change out your underwear.

Adam: "Hey Josh, that fart sounded so loud just now. That is not appropriate for work"

Josh: "Not only is it not appropriate, I think it was a Brown Boxer too....I gotta go!"

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