Diego

The sweetest, sexiest, teddy bear in the world. He's columbian and smells like cinnamon. He tastes like oranges and chocolate.

Despite all this though, he can't cook. Not even toast. The child eats damn cheese sandwiches for lack of the ability to make something more sustainable.

Overall, Diego is the most amazing, perfect, sweet, sexy, guy in the world.

Stop eating cheese sandwiches! Damnit, Diego...

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