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The fear that someone is procrastinating better then you.
Every day you don’t answer my text, aggravates my Xenocrastiphobia.
The sensual place your mind goes when cleavage is visible, and you hope/wonder what that next half inch would expose.
When the waitress delivered our food, she bent over and I went right to Areola 51.
A person who does not practice what they preach.
He tried to prosecute a man for infidelity, while sleeping with his secretary. The perfect ethicrite.
A mechanical landscaping device that cuts patterns in the grass on a baseball field.
It takes years of experience before you earn the chance to drive the Lawnboni at the World Series.
Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.
The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.
Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:
a knee-jerk conservative.
When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.
What you call a person in the Oval Office who can't do the Job.
Your phone is dead ,and you can't tweet? I'll get right on that
Mr Resident.