farmingdale

1. A town on Long Island in which all of its inhabitants receive pleasure in the rear. Their athletes especially enjoy this before they have an event.
2. A town in which the athletes get brutally murdered in all sports by Massapequa especially football and Lacrosse.

Farmingdale lost the lacrosse championship to Massapequa once again!

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early Rangel

the act of premature ejaculating, even before intercourse takes place.

Darn it! I was gonna have sex with Melissa, but when she took off her bra, I got so excited I committed an early Rangel.

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dutch wink

A wink normally seen in the ice skating arena. When the leg swings around where the head is supposed to be while the other foot is on the ground.

An that was a beautiful dutch wink executed by the romanian ice skater.

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Chocolate dipped cone

this is what happens if you don't wash your penis after anal sex.

Alonzo nailed Ebony in the ass, and didn't clean up. Now he has a chocolate dipped cone.

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status

of the utmost regardlessness

Status.

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SAFD

Suck a fat dick -
thats too bad, tough luck, theres no way, there is no way I'm going to do what you want, get lost, go away, get fucked,

I have to work over time? SAFD!
I have to deal with that troll? SAFD!
Man look at my schedule today! SAFD!
You want to swap this for that? no way SAFD!
The 76'ers lost again??! SAFD!

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pussyholic

a young man who can not resist the temptation of a vagina.

I told Coach not to bone the crazy ass ho Monica, but he did anyway. He's a real pussyholic.

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